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llbwwb:

Tail grooming - By James Marvin Phelps.

eiffelart:

NERD RUMBLE

welcome back.

fearlesswift:

stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

As a future educator, I want to change this.

EDIT: OVER THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THIS POST.

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

protomvladtheimpaler:

another important vine

This dudes totally freaked out. That sound though.

sirdirkenglish:

Doodled an update john real quick before bed. First time I’ve drawn anything in awhile. Woah.

I think we can all learn from the last Homestuck hiatus about what we shouln’t do

thejotaku:

homestuckmofo:

prince-of-penis:

knight—of—blood:

some examples from the last hiatus:

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We can’t let this happen again guys

lets not forget

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we’re a lot better than that

IM FUCKING CHOKING WHY WERE SOME OF THESE THINGS FUNNY BACK THEN AND NOW I AM JSUT ASHAMED OF MY PAST SELF AHHHHHHHHH

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EVERYONE IN THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM IS ASHAMED OF THEIR PAST SELF IT’S KIND OF A THING!!!!!

dragondicks:

angrykittien:

megidoplasma:

FUCKING HELL

ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE

could you imagine messing up.. once.

the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss

smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

htetalia:

Current mood: concerned for John Egbert

autotrophe:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

Hey… Whats wrong cat? Are you okay?