Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

lasersandtacos:

lasersandtacos:

if this gets 100 notes i will dye my hair purple 

i dont think im going to dye my hair purple any time soon

monetizeyourcat:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??

There are several people worldwide that have extra bones (not saying millions but-) and several people missing bones…

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

I need to draw this…

ultrafacts:

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eikkibunny:

6 (+3) selfies that make me feel confident…?? Or SOMETHING ??

freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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kawaii-obama-san:

runicbasso:

did-you-kno:

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:

“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said. 
‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”

Then these scenes followed

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and then they just walked away without hurting him.

DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

AWW

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

kanayamaryam:

oh my god

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Hello there friend. I'm pretty boring so if you end up here I'm sorry that you're lost. I am an anime freak so it'd be cool if you suggested some. I will be starting commissions soon so look forward to that. I'm transgender asexual panromantic if that counts for anything... I'm totally open to anything you want to talk about and.... I have nice collar bones? Yeah...((Also please doesn't judge my freckles...))

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